life is harder for ugly people because they need to do things
it’s funny cause this nigga looks like sid from ice age
what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
and ernest hemingway
petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters
i just accidentally scratched my parents car MY DAD IS SO PISSED OH MY GOD IM AN IDIOT
my mum asked what part was damaged and my dad said ‘well.. my heart mostly’
- alaska where you at bitch
- a shit-ton of katherines
- paper-ass towns
- holy fucking shit another will grayson
- fuck you stars
And now we wait until John Green finds this
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.